Do I have to write the script myself? The script that tells the tale of an experiment gone horribly wrong — a pharmaceutical company hot on the heals of developing a drug that ends all pain and suffering forever??

The drug, nicknamed "Bozo" does so well in animal testing... So well, in fact, it is released to the general population of prison inmates.

Death row no longer feels like a death sentence, cold concrete cells feel like a day spa, "relationships" feel special.

Until... The unexpected "side effects" begin to develop... Oh, it's too sick. Just imagine a zombie movie but replace the zombies with clowns.

Here's a birthday card: